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Real Song Titles

Real Song Title - Do You Love As Good As You Look?

Real Song Title - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life

Real Song Title - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Real Song Title - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Real Song Title - Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

Real Song Title - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

Real Song Title - Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

Real Song Title - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

Real Song Title - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

Real Song Title - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

Real Song Title - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

Real Song Title - I Wanna Whip Your Cow

Real Song Title - I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

Real Song Title - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

Real Song Title - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

Real Song Title - I'm Just A Bug On the Windshield Of Life

Real Song Title - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

Real Song Title - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

Real Song Title - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Real Song Title - If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

Real Song Title - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

Real Song Title - If The Phone Don't Ring Baby, You'll Know It's Me

Real Song Title - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

Real Song Title - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Real Song Title - Mamma Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

Real Song Title - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

Real Song Title - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

Real Song Title - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

Real Song Title - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

Real Song Title - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

Real Song Title - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

Real Song Title - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

Real Song Title - She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

Real Song Title - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

Real Song Title - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

Real Song Title - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

Real Song Title - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

Real Song Title - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

Real Song Title - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Real Song Title - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through you

Real Song Title - Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

Real Song Title - When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

Real Song Title - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me